{"id":1021,"date":"2013-04-29T14:24:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T14:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=1021"},"modified":"2014-08-05T13:42:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T13:42:10","slug":"johneggbutt-have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=1021","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1021 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=1022#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"84\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_m1ajwdmLQW1r4zr2vo1_500.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/johneggbutt.tumblr.com\/post\/45566323955\/have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too-mousaka-you\">johneggbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too.tumblr.com\/post\/45566195650\/mousaka-you-came-to-the-wrong-neighborhood\">have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mousaka.tumblr.com\/post\/38996799500\/you-came-to-the-wrong-neighborhood-motherfucker\">mousaka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>johneggbutt: have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: mousaka: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1023,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions\/1023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}