{"id":1652,"date":"2013-04-03T17:48:24","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T17:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=1652"},"modified":"2013-04-03T17:48:24","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T17:48:24","slug":"miss-piggy-on-beauty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=1652","title":{"rendered":"Miss Piggy On Beauty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fearfullymade-locs.tumblr.com\/post\/35537015555\/miss-piggy-on-beauty\">fearfullymade-locs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thedameloves.tumblr.com\/post\/34571524013\/miss-piggy-on-beauty\">thedameloves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/homeisaheartbeat.tumblr.com\/post\/17175372998\/miss-piggy-on-beauty\">homeisaheartbeat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lynu5aJ7UR1qznekb.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>What are your top beauty tips?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Start out perfect and don\u2019t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Never too old to learn from the Muppets.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And this:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.\u201d &#8211; Miss Piggy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fearfullymade-locs: thedameloves: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don\u2019t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. Never too old to learn from the Muppets. And this: \u201cBeauty is in the <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=1652\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}