Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
\nTeenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
\nTeenage me: When I’m an adult I’m going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
\nAdult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children’s cartoons*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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