{"id":2639,"date":"2013-02-28T16:52:03","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T16:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=2639"},"modified":"2014-08-05T14:29:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T14:29:45","slug":"tsugoiasfuck-i-realized-that-elves-would-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=2639","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2639 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=2640#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"128\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tumblr_mijfpp0yC21rp0u8oo1_1280.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tsugoiasfuck.tumblr.com\/post\/43588800557\/i-realized-that-elves-would-have-problems-with-the\">tsugoiasfuck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I realized that elves would have problems with the simple action of tucking their hair behind their ears, so I thought about it for a while and decided to have Silane demonstrate the motion that I eventually came up with.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tsugoiasfuck: I realized that elves would have problems with the simple action of tucking their hair behind their ears, so I thought about it for a while and decided to have Silane demonstrate the motion that I eventually came up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2641,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions\/2641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}