{"id":3075,"date":"2013-02-15T16:26:47","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T16:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=3075"},"modified":"2013-02-15T16:26:47","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T16:26:47","slug":"every-scylding-in-heorot-liked-mead-a-lot-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=3075","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Every Scylding in Heorot liked mead a lot,<br \/>\nBut Grendel the beast, roaring outside did not. Grendel hated Scyldings, the whole Danish clan.<br \/>\nCan I say why? I don\u2019t think I can. He spied on the Scyldings, he fumed and he wailed.<br \/>\nHe watched as in Heorot they drank mead and drank ale. \u201cHow can I hurt them, the king and his thanes?\u201d<br \/>\nAlone in his barrow, it drove him insane. Then he got an idea! An awful idea!<br \/>\nGrendel got a horrible, awful idea! That fiendish old monster was up to no good.<br \/>\nHe decided to kill them and gorge on their blood.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'><a href=\"http:\/\/hereticsmirror.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/22\/how-grendel-stole-christmas-twelve-of-them\/\">Grendel as Grinch \u00ab&#160;The Heretic&#8217;s Mirror<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Scylding in Heorot liked mead a lot, But Grendel the beast, roaring outside did not. Grendel hated Scyldings, the whole Danish clan. Can I say why? I don\u2019t think I can. He spied on the Scyldings, he fumed and he wailed. He watched as in Heorot they drank mead and drank ale. \u201cHow can <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=3075\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}