{"id":3833,"date":"2013-01-22T19:54:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T19:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=3833"},"modified":"2014-08-05T15:42:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T15:42:45","slug":"sometimes-you-get-busty-spacegoat-locks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=3833","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3833 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=3834#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh1lzmRLQo1roeliao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Sometimes, you get busty spacegoat locks. Sometimes, you get gruff bearded dorf warlocks. Transporters are funny that way.<\/p>\n<p>(It actually grew on me a bit to be this big burly dwarf yelling YEAAAAHHHHH! and throwing fire.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, you get busty spacegoat locks. Sometimes, you get gruff bearded dorf warlocks. Transporters are funny that way. (It actually grew on me a bit to be this big burly dwarf yelling YEAAAAHHHHH! and throwing fire.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3835,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions\/3835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}