Me: Of course I’ve set up an account for you. I set up an account for you on every computer I own.
\nHer: They’re all Macs.
\nMe: Yes, well, admittedly that’s true.
\nHer: Don’t you think that’s a little overoptimistic?
\nMe: Hope springs eternal.
\nHer: It’s a sweet gesture, but I know you weren’t really serious about it.
\nMe: *eyes narrow*
\nHer: *motions over at the terminal*
\nMe: *face falls*
\nHer: It’s still running bash. If you were serious, you would have changed that over to tcsh.
\nMe: Damnit. You’re right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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