{"id":4241,"date":"2012-12-19T06:31:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T06:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4241"},"modified":"2014-08-05T15:50:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T15:50:27","slug":"the-kinewise-carols-she-knows-when-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4241","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4241 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=4242#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_mf9m4enNpB1roeliao1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>The Kinewise Carols.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>she knows when you are sleeping<br \/> she knows when you&#8217;re awake<br \/>she knows if you are red or blue so be blue for goodness&#8217; sake<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s casting a dragon.<br \/> She&#8217;s casting it twice.<br \/> Going to kill you,<br \/> healer, wizard, or knight.<\/p>\n<p>Kinewiseclause is coming to mow down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Here comes Kinewise<br \/> Here comes Kinewise<br \/> Melting down Strand&#8217;s gates<br \/> She&#8217;s got a spellbook filled with fel tricks<br \/> For hapless nubs today<br \/> Hear those chaos bolts whoosh and mangle<br \/> Oh what a beautiful sight!<br \/> So cap South Graveyard and cover your ass<br \/> for Kinewise slays tonight!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Kinewise the Stormwind Warlock<br \/>\u2028had a very ample rack<br \/>\u2028and when the hordelings saw it\u2028<br \/>all their jaws were hanging slack <br \/>\u2028(&#8216;cept Forsaken)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Kindle hell, Kindle hell,<br \/> It&#8217;s murder time, in Arathi.<br \/> Fear an orc, see him run,<br \/> Soon you will be Battlemaster.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Hordelings roasting on a jade green fire<br \/> Narcijub nipping at your toes<br \/> Evil carols sung by a demonic choir<br \/> And folks dressed up in transmog clothes<\/p>\n<p>Everybody knows a warlock and some PVP<br \/> Help to make the season bright<br \/> Mangled-up orcs with their corpses aglow<br \/> Will find it hard to sleep tonight<\/p>\n<p>They know Kinewise&#8217;s on her way<br \/> She&#8217;s purchased loads of twink gear and she&#8217;s itchin&#8217; to slay<br \/> And every red-wearing soldier is gonna fry<br \/> &#8212;at least until the blue team captures south G Y<\/p>\n<p>And so I&#8217;m offering this simple phrase\u00a0<br \/> To levels 1 to 82<br \/> Although it&#8217;s been said<br \/> Many times, many ways<br \/> Fiery Locksmas to you<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Kinewise we have read on high<br \/>\u2028Deftly blogging &#8216;bout this game<br \/>\u2028And the ghost crab in reply<br \/>\u2028Echoing his wise refrains<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Lardie, we have healed on high,<br \/>\u2028 Bravely running far away,<br \/>\u2028 And said Waypoint in reply,<br \/>\u2028 macroing this meaty phrase,<br \/>\u2028 Gloooooorrry, Gloooooooory,<br \/>\u2028 Word of Glory, Bubble-hearth.<br \/>\u2028 Light of Dawn, Light&#8217;s Hammer.<br \/>\u2028 Glooooooorry, Glooooory,<br \/>\u2028 Sacred Shield, Crusader.<br \/>\u2028 Hand of Salv et nom lardo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Deck the Hold with brains of night elves<br \/> fa-la la la la la la la la<br \/> &#8216;Tis the best to kill them ourselves<br \/> fa-la la la la la la la la la la<br \/> Call us all now gay and baddies,<br \/> While we afk, u mad bro?<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la<br \/> Troll in \/raid the ancient in-jokes<br \/> Fa la la l al ala la la la la la<br \/> While we post of Thunderfury<br \/> fa la la la l a la la la la la la<br \/> See the conq-glad healer before us<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la la<br \/> While he free-casts Word of Glory<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la<br \/> Follow me and fight in mid-field<br \/> While they farm us in our graveyard<br \/> fa lal la la la la la la<br \/> Fast away my spirit passes<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la la la la<br \/> Get eggnog and wait out the timer<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la<br \/> Sing us all, ye locks and warriors,\u00a0<br \/> Headless of our wasted queue times<br \/> fa la la la la la la la la.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics by @catulla, @druidis4fite, and @stoppableforce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Kinewise Carols. &#8212;&#8212; she knows when you are sleeping she knows when you&#8217;re awakeshe knows if you are red or blue so be blue for goodness&#8217; sake &#8212;&#8212; She&#8217;s casting a dragon. 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