{"id":4277,"date":"2012-12-17T00:52:44","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T00:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4277"},"modified":"2014-08-05T15:50:38","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T15:50:38","slug":"frankenbolt-culinarycontessa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4277","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4277 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=4278#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"90\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/tumblr_luzjivj3611qbma4ko1_500.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frankenbolt.tumblr.com\/post\/37988203614\/culinarycontessa-amemusicale-all-of-the\">frankenbolt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/culinarycontessa.tumblr.com\/post\/37772688721\/amemusicale-all-of-the-important-things-in-life\">culinarycontessa<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/amemusicale.tumblr.com\/post\/13138500636\/all-of-the-important-things-in-life-i-learned-from\">amemusicale<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Never get involved in a land war in Asia.<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate makes it go down easier.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Men in masks are not to be trusted.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<li>The word of a Spaniard is no good.<\/li>\n<li>You won\u2019t get such an offer from the eels.<\/li>\n<li>Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.<\/li>\n<li>As you wish really means, I love you.<\/li>\n<li>Death cannot stop true love.<\/li>\n<li>If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.<\/li>\n<li>Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Accurate.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Truly a movie to live by.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>frankenbolt: culinarycontessa: amemusicale: All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Chocolate makes it go down easier. Men in masks are not to be trusted. The word of a Spaniard is no good. You won\u2019t get such an offer from the <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4277\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4279,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4277\/revisions\/4279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}