{"id":448,"date":"2014-06-08T04:30:58","date_gmt":"2014-06-08T04:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=448"},"modified":"2014-06-08T04:30:58","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T04:30:58","slug":"i-am-going-to-regret-this-cynthia-block","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=448","title":{"rendered":"I am going to regret this: Cynthia Block."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/snackerston.tumblr.com\/post\/88142951572\/i-am-going-to-regret-this-cynthia-block\">snackerston<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;One time, Cynthia Block told me I didn\u2019t know how to hold a sword, so I decided to smart off and tell her as long as the pointy end went into the other guy, it worked out just fine,&#8221; Ilithia nods, a wistful grin on her face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She said if I screw like I swordfight, they weren\u2019t feeling anything either way. It was awesome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>snackerston: &#8220;One time, Cynthia Block told me I didn\u2019t know how to hold a sword, so I decided to smart off and tell her as long as the pointy end went into the other guy, it worked out just fine,&#8221; Ilithia nods, a wistful grin on her face. &#8220;She said if I screw like I <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=448\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}