{"id":4812,"date":"2012-10-18T12:55:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T12:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4812"},"modified":"2014-08-05T16:02:18","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T16:02:18","slug":"moustache-monocles-ladies-and-gentlemen-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=4812","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4812 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=4813#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/tumblr_mc3akdjfJW1roeliao1_400-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/geekchichq.com\/the-labs\/#curiosities\">Moustache Monocles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, we introduce The Class Act: facial pitons for the social climber.<\/p>\n<p>Delight your friends and impress your enemies with The Class Act. Each package contains three mustaches (The Classic, The Dapper, and The Banker), three lengths of chain, and three fobs.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moustache Monocles: &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, we introduce The Class Act: facial pitons for the social climber. Delight your friends and impress your enemies with The Class Act. Each package contains three mustaches (The Classic, The Dapper, and The Banker), three lengths of chain, and three fobs.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4814,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4812\/revisions\/4814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}