{"id":5299,"date":"2012-08-31T05:27:54","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T05:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5299"},"modified":"2014-08-05T16:12:15","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T16:12:15","slug":"so-im-in-isle-of-conquest-tonight-right-and-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5299","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5299 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=5300#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/tumblr_m9ltuisK9v1roeliao1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>So I&#8217;m in Isle of Conquest tonight, right? And I have the shiny new Warlock glyph that lets your Felsteed and Dreadsteed run across water <em>while leaving a trail of fire<\/em>, which is like the coolest thing ever.<\/p>\n<p>I figure, hey, let me hit the Refinery, maybe I can get some nice hot PvP action in there if someone&#8217;s defending it, and if not I&#8217;ll get the cap and go recap Docks. So I take off across the oil-slicked pools that litter the western side of the map.<\/p>\n<p>I pass by this bird. It&#8217;s totally black, like it&#8217;s slicked in oil. It&#8217;s not just shadowed, it&#8217;s an oil-covered bird, I think. I snap the shot and then realize something.<\/p>\n<p>This battleground is realistic enough to put oil-covered wildlife in the middle of it. There&#8217;s obviously oil leaking into this water. Oil. On water.<\/p>\n<p>On the same water where I <em>happen<\/em> to be riding a demon horse with <em>flaming hooves<\/em> and leaving a fiery<em> trail<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I demand bigger explosions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m in Isle of Conquest tonight, right? And I have the shiny new Warlock glyph that lets your Felsteed and Dreadsteed run across water while leaving a trail of fire, which is like the coolest thing ever. I figure, hey, let me hit the Refinery, maybe I can get some nice hot PvP action <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5299\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5301,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5299\/revisions\/5301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}