{"id":5715,"date":"2012-07-01T23:40:38","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T23:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5715"},"modified":"2014-08-05T16:20:11","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T16:20:11","slug":"rilgon-darckcarnival-how-the-fuck-did-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5715","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rilgon.tumblr.com\/post\/26264230108\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">rilgon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/darckcarnival.tumblr.com\/post\/26196290666\/how-the-fuck-did-this-guy-keep-a-straight-face\">darckcarnival<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div id=\"refHTML\"><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this man is my hero.<\/p>\n<p>like straight up.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"attribution\">(<span>Source:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/\">http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rilgon: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE\u2026 this man is my hero. like straight up. (Source: http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5716,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715\/revisions\/5716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}