{"id":5741,"date":"2012-06-22T20:19:21","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T20:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5741"},"modified":"2014-08-05T16:20:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T16:20:47","slug":"narciii-mollyrazor-becausewaypoint-narci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5741","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5741 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=5742#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"40\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/tumblr_m606oh7xrn1rz7p31o1_400-150x40.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/narciii.tumblr.com\/post\/25665467489\/mollyrazor-becausewaypoint-narci-attempts-to\">narciii<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mollyrazor.tumblr.com\/post\/25664139193\/becausewaypoint-narci-attempts-to-listen-to-a\">mollyrazor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/becausewaypoint.tumblr.com\/post\/25629085331\/narci-attempts-to-listen-to-a-podcast-while-also\">becausewaypoint<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Narci attempts to listen to a podcast while also typing. Next week I try my luck at bubble gum and walking.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Laughing so hard I can\u2019t breathe<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I was actually trying to communicate \u201cOne time, I almost posted a picture on Twitter of a giant bruise on my butt.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Close. Close-ish. Sort of? At least I didn\u2019t post a picture of my naked ass on the internet.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What&#8217;s sad is that somehow, you got ME to post a picture of my butt on the internet. It was the perfect punch line to a joke that is long forgotten. You thought I&#8217;d post a picture of Ashwalker&#8217;s ass or something, but no, it was Cynbutt. lol.<\/p>\n<p>Dammit. I wish I could remember what the joke was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>narciii: mollyrazor: becausewaypoint: Narci attempts to listen to a podcast while also typing. Next week I try my luck at bubble gum and walking. Laughing so hard I can\u2019t breathe I was actually trying to communicate \u201cOne time, I almost posted a picture on Twitter of a giant bruise on my butt.\u201d Close. Close-ish. Sort <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=5741\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5743,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5741\/revisions\/5743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}