{"id":6438,"date":"2012-03-14T02:26:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T02:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=6438"},"modified":"2012-03-14T02:26:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-14T02:26:24","slug":"4oz-tacoquila-juice-from-1-big-ass-lime-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=6438","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>4oz Tacoquila<br \/>\nJuice from 1 Big Ass Lime<br \/>\nIce<\/p>\n<p>Margarita Monday can now flow directly into Taco Tuesday without interruption. The Tacogarita is nutritious, delicious, and boozalicious. It doesn\u2019t need any pansy ass orange liqueur and it sure as fuck doesn\u2019t belong in a stemmed glass. Just a little lime juice and a mason jar makes Tacoquila perfect for guzzling in the sun on a plastic lawn chair while blasting speed metal. Drink it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'><a href=\"http:\/\/cookingforassholes.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/tacogaritas.html\">Cooking for Assholes: Tacogaritas<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4oz Tacoquila Juice from 1 Big Ass Lime Ice Margarita Monday can now flow directly into Taco Tuesday without interruption. The Tacogarita is nutritious, delicious, and boozalicious. It doesn\u2019t need any pansy ass orange liqueur and it sure as fuck doesn\u2019t belong in a stemmed glass. Just a little lime juice and a mason jar <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=6438\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}