{"id":696,"date":"2013-05-15T15:05:21","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T15:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2013-05-15T15:05:21","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T15:05:21","slug":"9-11-48-am-stop-are-these-boots-stompy-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(9:11:48 AM) Stop: are these boots stompy enough http:\/\/us.battle.net\/wow\/en\/character\/drenden\/Haloraka\/advanced<br \/>\n(9:12:08 AM) Liz: i hate to tell you this<br \/>\n(9:12:11 AM) Stop: I&#8217;m fuckin&#8217; riptide oprah<br \/>\n(9:12:25 AM) Liz: one of us is gonna have to change \ud83d\ude21 us.battle.net\/wow\/en\/character\/drenden\/ayatko\/simple<br \/>\n(9:12:27 AM) Liz: LMFAO<br \/>\n(9:12:36 AM) Stop: NOPE shamblin twins<br \/>\n(9:12:47 AM) Liz: LMAO<br \/>\n(9:13:07 AM) Stop: p.s. riptide oprah: YOU get a riptide and YOU get a riptide and YOU get a riptide, ERRYBODY GETS RIPTIDSE<br \/>\n(9:13:11 AM) Stop: RIOPTIDSE*<br \/>\n(9:13:13 AM) Stop: RIPTIDES*<br \/>\n(9:13:15 AM) Stop: DAMN IT<br \/>\n(9:13:27 AM) Liz: YES I UNDERSTOOD RIOPTIDSE<br \/>\n(9:13:32 AM) Liz: that is the actual spelling, ngl<br \/>\n(9:13:38 AM) Stop: many rioptidse<br \/>\n(9:13:54 AM) Liz: hadnle it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(9:11:48 AM) Stop: are these boots stompy enough http:\/\/us.battle.net\/wow\/en\/character\/drenden\/Haloraka\/advanced (9:12:08 AM) Liz: i hate to tell you this (9:12:11 AM) Stop: I&#8217;m fuckin&#8217; riptide oprah (9:12:25 AM) Liz: one of us is gonna have to change \ud83d\ude21 us.battle.net\/wow\/en\/character\/drenden\/ayatko\/simple (9:12:27 AM) Liz: LMFAO (9:12:36 AM) Stop: NOPE shamblin twins (9:12:47 AM) Liz: LMAO (9:13:07 AM) Stop: <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=696\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}