{"id":837,"date":"2013-05-06T22:49:48","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T22:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=837"},"modified":"2014-08-05T11:31:30","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T11:31:30","slug":"that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch-i-cant-nope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-837 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/?attachment_id=838#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tumblwise.cynwise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tumblr_mk8bogWdYX1qlyya0o3_400-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a 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href=\"http:\/\/princesst3a.tumblr.com\/post\/46354684211\/thelostsunprincess-blankadude-kabutocub\"><span class=\"GingerNoCheckStart\"><\/span>princesst3a<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thelostsunprincess.tumblr.com\/post\/46323576191\/blankadude-kabutocub-auto-correct\">thelostsunprincess<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blankadude.tumblr.com\/post\/46320604180\/kabutocub-auto-correct-catastrophes-oh-dear\">blankadude<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kabutocub.tumblr.com\/post\/46266247434\/auto-correct-catastrophes\">kabutocub<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Auto-Correct Catastrophes<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh dear God. \u00a0I am crying right now. \u00a0My stomach hurts from laughing so much.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Homo hot lips is my favorite.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>BIRDSEED!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I CAnT FIUKCiNG 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