Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Teenage me: When I’m an adult I’m going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children’s cartoons*