I am going to regret this: Cynthia Block.

snackerston:

“One time, Cynthia Block told me I didn’t know how to hold a sword, so I decided to smart off and tell her as long as the pointy end went into the other guy, it worked out just fine,” Ilithia nods, a wistful grin on her face.

“She said if I screw like I swordfight, they weren’t feeling anything either way. It was awesome.”