#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK
#THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS #IS ENSIGNS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS #THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OUT OF CURLS #AND THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE OUT OF SPRINGS #THEY’RE BOUNCY SPACEY FLOUNCY RUSSIAN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN #AND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS IS #ZEY CAN DO ZAT KEPTIN!