narciii:

mollyrazor:

becausewaypoint:

Narci attempts to listen to a podcast while also typing. Next week I try my luck at bubble gum and walking.

Laughing so hard I can’t breathe

I was actually trying to communicate “One time, I almost posted a picture on Twitter of a giant bruise on my butt.”

Close. Close-ish. Sort of? At least I didn’t post a picture of my naked ass on the internet. 

What’s sad is that somehow, you got ME to post a picture of my butt on the internet. It was the perfect punch line to a joke that is long forgotten. You thought I’d post a picture of Ashwalker’s ass or something, but no, it was Cynbutt. lol.

Dammit. I wish I could remember what the joke was.